If you know my in real life, you know I don't ever really date or have ever really dated.
If you dont know me in real life, I'll tell you that I don't ever really date or have ever really dated.

I did once and for too long and it was just the worst.
I mean, he was.
****a dickhole.

but anyways, I've decided that I'll know it's love next time when someone karaoke's my song to me. Barry. Manilow.
THAT'S the moment, guys.
Right there.




-cheeeseball muthr fkr.

Wednesday

my breakfast looked like a boob

spent the entire day sprucing up my apartment and cleaning like a crazy person. I feel so much better now!

this song has been stuck in my head for forevs. guess its kind of appropriate.. ;)

IRL

Monday