I said a Bang. Bang. Bangity bang. A bangbang bangity bang!

If you know my in real life, you know I don't ever really date or have ever really dated.
If you dont know me in real life, I'll tell you that I don't ever really date or have ever really dated.

I did once and for too long and it was just the worst.
I mean, he was.
****a dickhole.

but anyways, I've decided that I'll know it's love next time when someone karaoke's my song to me. Barry. Manilow.
THAT'S the moment, guys.
Right there.




-cheeeseball muthr fkr.