i can't have beer or s-e-x for 7 days.
its day 2 and i want to K myself.
BYE!

i keep trying to decide what i wanna do with this blog.
like, do i just wanna vent on here like a diary, or try and be serious, or try to be cool...

so, i think for now i'll just use it for things that i can't really talk about on twitter. things that would be too embarrassing or inappropriate or long or angsty to be tweeted.

ex:

• blue balls
• the Kardashians
• hot dads (no relation)
• that one time i accidentally checked out a bum
• and, the time it accidentally happened again
• binge eating
• poop jokes
• porno

etc

i mean, is that what blogs are for ??

Today I started reading "The Fuck-Up" and I'm already in love.
What can I say, I love angsty slackers.
oldhabitsdiehard.