women can get blue balls, too.

Thanksgiving

I went on a date.

"Maybe you're just a hybrid of crazy Carrie and romantic Char..?"
-Blas, on my new Sex & the City persona

If you know my in real life, you know I don't ever really date or have ever really dated.
If you dont know me in real life, I'll tell you that I don't ever really date or have ever really dated.

I did once and for too long and it was just the worst.
I mean, he was.
****a dickhole.

but anyways, I've decided that I'll know it's love next time when someone karaoke's my song to me. Barry. Manilow.
THAT'S the moment, guys.
Right there.




-cheeeseball muthr fkr.

Wednesday

my breakfast looked like a boob

spent the entire day sprucing up my apartment and cleaning like a crazy person. I feel so much better now!

this song has been stuck in my head for forevs. guess its kind of appropriate.. ;)

IRL

Monday

so. i'm not usually into brands. well thats a lie. but i mean like BRANDS brands. like, classy shit.

but today, i tried on this Marc Jacobs jacket and fell IN LOVE.

i was this close to opening a Macy's account just to charge this beaut'.

but, i didnt.

i just obsessed about it for the rest of the evening.

TRUST and BELIEVE i will be online-stalking the shit outta this shit until it goes on clearance!!

you know when your leg hairs are so long that they stick out through your tights ...??

*alsoknownas Tuesday

i keep trying to decide what i wanna do with this blog.
like, do i just wanna vent on here like a diary, or try and be serious, or try to be cool...

so, i think for now i'll just use it for things that i can't really talk about on twitter. things that would be too embarrassing or inappropriate or long or angsty to be tweeted.

ex:

• blue balls
• the Kardashians
• hot dads (no relation)
• that one time i accidentally checked out a bum
• and, the time it accidentally happened again
• binge eating
• poop jokes
• porno

etc

i mean, is that what blogs are for ??

i just watched over 4 hours of the Kardashian show...
THATS where i'm at today.

Today I started reading "The Fuck-Up" and I'm already in love.
What can I say, I love angsty slackers.
oldhabitsdiehard.

this song runs all over my body 

i was driving home from work today and i just thought:

wow. this is the happiest i've ever fucking been.

my morning jacket

one of my favorite bands, of all time
(if we are friends in real-life, you probably already know this)

"of all time"
i mean, i'm a taurus so i fall in love with things and people real fast and easily.. but its different with these guys. their songs give me chill bumps and warm happy fuzzy feelings and SH*T i sound like a frigging hippie.
i'll probably post a lot of links to my favorite songs OF ALL TIME. just bear with me i guess.


anywho,
click: favorite song, "of all time"

I decided I should start a blogspot.
Tumblr was gettin' too hip for me, y'know?
So, yeah.
Let's see how this goes....